8-15-10 Baptism Sunday – at a local lake
Skit done by member of youth group
Jesus: If anyone is thirsty, let him come to me and drink. Whoever believes in me, as the Scripture said, streams of living water will flow from within him.
Disciple 1: Why does he always do that?
Disciple 2: Do what?
Disciple 1: You know!
Disciple 2: No. . .What?
Disciple 1: He’s always talking in hyperboles
Disciple 2. You mean parables don’t you?
Disciple 1. (said in anger) Hyperbole’s, parables, why doesn’t he just say what he means?
Disciple 2: I don’t know
(Pause)
Disciple 2: What do you think he meant?
Disciple 1: Maybe we’re supposed to ask him for a drink?
Disciple 2: No, I did that once and he gave me a bottle of Aquafina
Disciple 2: So, what did he mean?
Disciple 1: I don’t know. (Short Pause) – Maybe he meant that we were supposed to drink a lot of water
Disciple 2: Yeah, maybe this is a test, we’re supposed to do this on faith. We’re not supposed to ask questions, we’re just supposed to drink A LOT like we’re really thirsty.
Disciple 2: (looks at small glass) What are you doing with that?
Disciple 1: I’m drinking!
Disciple 2: (laughing) That’s a little girl glass. (Deep Base Voice) This is a man sized glass, for a man sized thirst. (Drinking a lot)
Disciple 1: Do you see anything coming out of me yet?
Disciple 2: Nope. (Pause) Do you see anything coming out of me yet?
Disciple 1: Nope. I’m starting to sweat, do you think that counts?
Disciple 2: No! (Fidgeting like a little kid who needs to go to the bathroom) I need to really go. Do you think that’s what he meant by streams of living water coming out of you?
Disciple 1: No!
Disciple 2: Then what did he mean when he said, “If you are thirsty, come to me and drink, and out of you will flow streams of living water?”
Disciple 1: I don’t know.
Disciple 2: I’m not feeling so good!
Disciple 1: Yeah, you drank a lot of water.
Disciple 2: (Looking really sick, acting like he’s ready to vomit.) Vomiting
Disciple 1: (Looking at the audience, asking them) Do you think that’s what Jesus meant when he said, “Streams of living water will flow out of you?”
Disciple 2 I hope not!
Run off stage.
Message:
Jesus said, If anyone is thirsty let him come to me and drink. Whoever believes in me, as the Scripture has said, streams of living water will flow from within him. And then John, the writer of this account of Jesus’ life said, by this he meant the Spirit, whom those who believed in him were later to receive. Up to that time the Spirit had not been given, since Jesus had not yet been glorified.
Generally speaking in our culture we try to take in, get more, make more, have more. We try to get better jobs so that we can make more money, so that we can buy more things and then that cycle repeats itself as often as we can in our life time, get a better job, make more money, so that we can buy more, have more, own more. That is the American Dream! It’s all about taking more in. Read the rest of this entry »
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